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The PIEWELL CORPORATION [A wholly owned Subsidiary of Multi-Global Hyper-Mc-Mega-Cola™Corp's Research & Development Arm] First Created a Cybernetic ©lown in 2010 AD to pass as Ronald McDonald™ for Franchise Applications.

Designed as a hybridization of gengineered bleached skin tissue
(originally used to 'meet' patty supply and demand) encasing a neural net humor-processor - its substructure was formed from an alloy of platinum and iridium relying on the capacity of positrons and electrons to annihilate each other - The hardware was implemented to control Ron's™ hyperalloy Comedy chassis ( based on Traditional Clown body type patents ).
With a Cheesy smile, Red Hair, Enormous silicon molded floppy shoes, a baggy bright yellow-one piece over striped shirt and socks, rudimentary dance routines and its nonlinear joke processing the Ron-Alt McDonald™ package was near perfect. Its internal nuclear power supply also doubled as a chip fryer.
USS OffWorld Restaurants were supplied with the Ron-Alt Counter Service Model™ as well as the advanced interactive Ron-Alt McDonald™ eagerly holding out his hand to greet customers at the entrance. Sometimes the Ron-Alt McDonald™ was bolted to a bench, allowing children to sit next to him or on his lap. Almost immediately Customers found the Ron-Alt McDonald™ disturbing rather than amusing. Many children ran screaming from the Fast Food Restaurants when approached by the automaton, the reported cases of Coulrophobia went through the roof. The Ron-Alt McDonald™Cy-©lown was pulled from the franchise frontline and later repackaged for military applications.

The Mc-Hottie™ was originally designed as a subtle drug-testing device, procuring DNA samples from unsuspecting Multi-Global Hyper-Mc-Mega-Cola™ Corp employees.

Upon considering the millenial customer requests to be served 'fur burgers' upper management released The Mc-Hottie counter service Model™ to the general public, first as a special meal deal then as a permanent addition to the adult menu. The Mc-Hottie™ is available in any combination of six different body frames, sixty-five head frames, five skin tones, three skin textures, thirty hair colors, ten hair textures, eight eye colors, and four breast types. Individual custom orders, like designing the Mc-Hottie™ to duplicate a living person (only legal with documented consent or a specific license), are possible but take several weeks for delivery. Since the programming of the patented neural net humour processor develops the Mc-Hottie counter service Model™ has a distinctive "personality" after a while. Someone might get psychologically addicted to a Mc-Hottie™, making him dependent on her service and non -gallic Fries. Altering and/or stealing this "personality" (and the backups) might be used for extorting money or services from or for subtle manipulation of the addict. The victim, in turn, might react as if his loved one is a living being and start a crusade of revenge. The Mc-Hottie™ might even encourage the character to "rescue" her, because games involving this are part of her usual flirting routine.

When an OffWorld Mc-Hottie™ goes Rogue.

Brain : Standard positronic Brain function with options: the simple (CSM 800 Model 101 Version 2.4), average (CSM 800 102 Version 2.6), manager (CSM 800 104 Version 2.1), genius (CSM 850 105 Version 1.0beta), metallic hydrogen neural net humor-processor and reflex booster +3 options (9.07184 kg, 0.2 ha, $1,890).
Sensors : Basic Sensors (0.907184 kg, 0.04 cf, $100)
Communicator : Basic Communicator with high quality speech synthesis, efficient speech coding, improved speech recognition, and speaker identification (0.453592 kg, 0.02 cf, $300).
Arm Motors : Two ST 10 Arm Motors, (1.81436 kg, each 0.04 cf, $800 0,1 KW).
Drivetrain : Two Legs, motive Power 0.3 KW (8.16466 kg, each 0.18 cf, $360).
Weapons : ST 2 crushing jaw (0.090718 kg, 0.004 cf, $800, 0.02 KW).
Power System : Available power 200 kw 268ahp. Hydrogen fuell cells (20 lbs., 0.2 cf, $2,00 KWS 180,000, 20 points). Endurance 119h, 5 points.
Subassemblies : One head, two arms, two legs.
Arm Design : Two reflexion arms: Each housing arm motor (0.04 cf). Total volume 0.04 cf each.
Head Design : Sensors (0.04 cf), communicator, crushing jaw and empty space (0.056 cf), total volume 0.12 cf.
Body Design : Brain (0.4 cf), Energy Bank (0.2 cf), empty space (0.4 cf), waste space for head rotation (0.02 cf),
volume 1.02 cf.
Leg Design : Two reflexion legs: Leg drivetrain (0.18 cf) and empty space (0.13 cf), total volume 0.31 cf. each.
Surface Area : Head 1.5, each arm 1, each leg 3, body 6, total surface area 15.5.
Structure : TL 8 light expensive flexible frame (34.875 lbs., $775).
Armor and Threat Protection : DR 3 nonrigid armor (0.843681 kg, $465 ). Waterproof ($155 ).
Mc-Hottie™ Biomorphics : Realistic Flesh (3.51534 kg, $620). Very Beautiful Appearance ($3,875 ). pubic Implant ($5000).
Statistics : 109.7 lbs., (0.0648425 tons), 1.84 cf, 168 cm, $09, body ST 10, arm ST 10, DX 12 [20], IQ 8 [-15],
HT 12/5 [-15], Ground Speed 8.6 [10]. Cannot float [-5]. Legality Rating 6. Model Point Cost 155.
Ron-Alt/Mc-Hottie Counter Service Models™ & the interactive Ron-Alt McDonald™ R&D uses tools and insights from many fields, including computer science, psychology, philosophy, neuroscience, cognitive science, linguistics, ontology, operations research, economics, control theory, probability, optimization and logic. Piewell Corp's research also overlaps with tasks such as robotics, control systems, scheduling, data mining, logistics, speech recognition, facial recognition, computational intelligence, synthetic intelligence, intelligent systems and computational rationality.

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	©lownrunner ©oncept : added 01 / 12 / 06
	©lownrunner Script : added 01 /05 / 07
	Stop "©lowning Around" Act Of 2018 :
	Death of a Clown : update 13 / 11 /07

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